La La Land

This is my art I call it La La Land The message of my art is: Never Let Your Imagination die!

30 Jokes

30 JOKES

1. What do you call the incredible hulk crying the corner? The Incredible salk
2. What did the vampire dog say to the normal dog? I want to siff your but blah blah balh
3. There's this slide and a pool is at the end of the slide the first kid says Ruby's the second kid said diamonds and the third kid said weeeee and pee filed the pool
4. Where do Cows get their milk from? The milky way
5. Why do donkeys have bumps all over them? Because keys donk them
6. Knock knock who's there a broken pencil a broken pencil who? Never Mind it's pointless
7. Knock knock who's there? Thedoor thedoor who? The door wasn't opened so I knocked
8. Knock knock who's there? Cows go cows go who? No cows go moo
9. How do get a baby out of a tree? You give a mexican a stick and tell him it's Piñata
10. How did a little boy win against lebron james in basketball? Because he put the ball in a basket
11. Will you remember me in a year? yes

              Will you remember me in a  month? yes

              Will you remember me in a week? yes

              Will you remember me in a day? Yes

Knock knock who's there? I thought you would remember me?

12. Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely I wish my friends were back here.”

13. What do you call a cat thats scared of a mouse? A pussy cat

14. What is the best season to jump on a trampoline? Spring time

15.What is the strongest creature in the world? The snail. It carries its whole house on its back.

16.Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!

Student “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”

17. elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet?Well did anybody say it was raining?

18.Where do pencils spend their vacations?

In Pencilvania.

19. Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

20. Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”

Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”

21. My socks got really holy. That's why I can only wear them to the church.

22.   My diet plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes they fatter they get the thinner i look

23.Teacher says "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student says "Meat!"

Teacher says "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student says "Bacon!"

Teacher says"Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student says "Homework!"

24. My friend thinks he is smart he told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry so I threw a coconut at his face.

25.  What do you call a pea working for a stamp company? A stampede

26. How a you stop a bull from charging? You take away it's credit card

27. What do you call a bull that’s sleeping? A bulldozer

28. What do you call a boy baby wearing a hat? A son-hat

29. What should you name your dog with the letter U? doug

30. Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents live

Police: where do your parents live?

Me: with me

Police:Where do you all live?

Me: Together

Police: where is  your house?

Me: By my neighbor's house

Police:Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: You won't believe me if i tell you

Police: TELL ME!

Me: By my house

My New Bike

My New Bike

Apparently

I woke up not knowing I would get the red & black shiny bike today my mum said “get dressed we are going to get that bike you wanted in an hour.” I pumped my hand in the air well whispering “Yes!” to myself as I walked to my room excitedly. I came out of my room dressed as I ran to my car forgetting we were getting it in an hour I waited 5 minutes till I went back upstairs Jack was cracking up with laughter. “I forgot we were getting it in an hour” I said while slapping my face.



 so I grabbed my phone and watched youtube for 43 minutes then played clash royal for 10 minutes. Then my mum said we’re going now then jumped off the couch then raced downstairs sat in the car thinking “Is my bike going to be that red one or green one?” then my mum & dad walked slowly to the car then we drove through town it felt like it took 5 hours but it was only 15 minutes then we arrived at Mitchell cycles. As I jumped out of the car I was in the shop looking for the red & black bike I wanted even though it was $500!



Mum Bought the red & black bike then I rushed outside and tried to open the but i didn't succeed I failed hard but I finally got it open and put my bike in then we went home to ask Jack if he wanted to ride his bike at Spotswood college.

Clash Royals New Update

Clash Royals New Update When it was October the 6th I leaped out of my soft warm bed I sneaked out to the lounge to grab my phone then I sat on the pitch black coach then opened the game it said a new update is available I whispered “Yes!”. I updated Clash Royal it took about 10 minutes to update then I opened the game there was a challenge that was 2v2 touchdown daily practice I played it and I won then played it for about half an hour. After that I just played 1v1 arena battles & 2v2 arena battles. The then day there was another challenge 2v2 touchdown challenge it was one where if you lost 3 times you had to pay ten in game gems to join again it took me 30 in game gems to finish the challenge. When I finished that I played 2v2 friendly touchdown with my clan for 3 hours straight. It was Saturday I checked the shop then I saw and said “OMG” as I saw 10 free in game gems collected it then watched Youtube knowing there would be further updates.

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